Reply To: Deep sayings

I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

I’m not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way. ( I know this to be true from personal experience)

Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.

All generalizations are false, including this one

You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says ‘After 300 feet, stop and let me out!’