No Charlie. You missed the point. There has never been such a situation and there has never been a suggestion that such a thing is permissible.
By pretending that Halacha requires this, the esteemed Rabbi is making a complete beheima out of himself, and a mockery out of everything we hold dear.
I can’t say I understand the other posters either. ‘Tee hee’ing in delight at their clever jokes.
Would you ‘tee hee’ as well to see a Sefer Torah laying in the mud?
This is not a laughing matter.
Where are all the respected respectful posters who were so hurt at the lack of Kavod Torah in another thread?