“BTW, how are you Yekke if you shtam from Lithuania?”
Why does this bother you? I know Sephardim from England and Satmar chassidim from Uruguay. Over the course of the golus, Jews from all over the world have moved about to many different places (sometimes willfully and sometimes they were forced) and retained their original minhagim in their new home.
It should be pointed out, that all Polish, Russian and Litvishe Jews, are descendents of “ashkenazim”.
How does one snark?