My mother was a clever woman, she only had 15 kids because she heard that every sixteenth kid born in America is an Indian.[Jackie]
Reminds me about the old joke about the guy who told his friend that whenever he went on an airplane, he would bring along a bomb.
“What?” the friend asked, astonished. “Are you nuts? Do you want to blow up the plane?”
“No, of course not,” the man explained. “I’m just playing the odds. What are the odds that there would ever be *two* bombs on a plane?”
The Wolf