Reply To: Relationship advice!

Abba: I wrote a response for you, but the mods didn’t let it through, sorry.

good.jew: Ask the Creedmore Roov, and do the opposite of what he says. After all, in his shul, women are wearing tefillin. Don’t do what he says.

kapusta: This “friend” is what’s called a “Potato-chip friend” – she’s your friend when you have a bag of potato chips. You didn’t ask a question, so I’m not sure what you want. You simply said this person is looking for a new best friend. If she wants you, I suggest you tell her to set up an interview. Ask what happened to her previous best friend, and why they’re not best friends anymore. Tell her that you don’t offer a very good benefits package, and see if she still wants the position.

bpt: Learn to enjoy cigarette smoke. It may not rival the CR here, but at least your wife can boast about you being in BMG, and that’s what you wanted, isn’t it?