I won’t bother discussing point by point, because I’ll say the same for all of them: you remain outside the realm of reality. (I agree with not getting Hugo Boss, never heard of Allen Edmunds).
Why is it “outside the realm of reality”? It is physically and mentally possible (as I know of those who do exactly what I am suggesting). Do boys expect to live in luxury being supported by their shvers just because they have a Y chromosome?
Popa, thank you for being honest.
P.S. Looks can only buy money if you are willing to sell the looks, which although frowned on in Judaism, is one of the world’s oldest and most common professions.