Thanks for the laugh DY…
And for all ladies out there, it’s a good idea to try to get the Kiddush “schedule” before Shabbos so you can “tweak” your seudah accordingly. Simple things like cooking less beans in the chulent, a smaller challah if you have one in the freezer or buy, maybe cut one salad etc. It just feels better not to have the disappointment of lots of leftovers. And if he changes his mind about attending nobody will starve either.