Slightly off topic, because this is actually a Bad forward (email).
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After
careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it
safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and the make such an
obvious error, he replied, “Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”
(See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse).