Random Thoughts From People My Age:
2. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. .
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.
5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? (I DON’T!)
6. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
7. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
8. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
9. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
10. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
11. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
13. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
14. Bad decisions make good stories.
16. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem.
21. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.