I think I must get my funny bone from my father.
Once he was waiting for a bus, and it was raining. He happened to have found a dry newspaper to sit on and a man standing next to him thought he was “Smart” and said to my father “Hey, …you reading that?” pointing to the newspaper under my fathers rear end.
So my father says “as a matter of fact I am. ” And he simply stood up turned the page and sat back down on it. LOL