Mussar HaSepurim
14 Adar II, 5760 The 3 Little Pigs
WATER (PIGS 3:16)
Copyright Y2.000219K CE. No fur-bearing animals were destroyed in the creation of this Purim Torah, except for a few wolves that balked when we stuffed them down the chimney for pictures. Ah well. We destroyed the evidence before GreenPeace noticed – nothing like a good tree shredder. If anyone wants cheap chopped meat, let us know.