ok- I’m really running late with contributing, but here are some good, medium, rocky, corny and bad ones:
How do we know there were phones in Haman’s times?
Achashveirosh told Haman he’ll give him a “ring”
___________________________________________________________________________
“V’noach hayehudim”
Where does Noach come into the Megillah??
Haman went to look for a tree that’s 50 amos high… he searched and searched until he came to Noach’s teivah. Noach didn’t want to give anything that will harm the yidden. They argue… Noach is holding one end and Haman is shlepping from the other. Haman is stronger and shlepps and shlepps until he drags Noach into the Megillah.
_____________________________________________________________________________
(Note: this only works in Hebrew and you need to unscramble ;))
Roshei taivos of OBAMA:
Urror Haman, Baruch Mordechai (aiyin, beis, mem, heiy)