Hey, can we revive this thread? Purim is coming and we all need to stock up on Purim Torah!! Anyone have a geshmakeh vertel??
I heard this one from my rebbi years ago:
Question: Why is Purim called “Purim” in plural, if there was only ONE lottery it should be called “Pur”??!
Answer: On Purim there is a mitzvah to give Matonos Loevyonim to TWO Pur people 😉
Let’s go guys, get out your Best (and corniest?) Purim Torah and please share them with us.