havesomeseichel-
“Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?”
a) all four got wet
b) they were already wet from swimming / getting caught in the rain
c) they were wearing diving suits
d) they were trapped in the boat as it sank (unfortunately this really happened to many sailors at Pearl Harbor)
“What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?”
A hyperactive 18-month old (runs around all the time, doesn’t talk yet, screams [weep has a more genteel connotation], and it sure seems like he never sleeps).