Boy, its like you folks have never read a dan l’kaf zchus story.
Harumph….as if we all accused you of being mechallel Shabbos. I said you were “carrying on”, ivory said you were carrying yourself, hashtagposter said, ” #!”, and 29 said you were in rishus hayochid (then I made a dumb joke about you not being in my rishus).
These were all more reasonable innocent explanations than that you had an ulcer.
Also, make up your mind; was it a karmelis, or r’shus horabbim?