Rabbi:
NOW may looking for a red herring before you may cross the bridge, but only if the red herring is a dull color! 🙂
Seriously, there is a difference between multicolored neon shoes and a multicolored neon tie. One (the latter) is generally worn by men, the other by a clown or who the Gemorah says “Oy Lo Leme Shabanav Nekayvos”.