moish, you have a good sense of humor. His life will be hell indeed!
The old joke goes like this:
Q: What is the punishment for suicide?
A: Life in prison
Q: What is the punishment for attempted suicide?
A: Hanging
The Niagara thing isn’t just because of suicide. People tried to go over in a barrel for the thrill (or whatever motivates idiocy). Not to commit suicide. Either way, it would be disruptive, so they ask people to please choose a different site.