MARK TWAIN classics:
–“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.”
–One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
–“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
–To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know, I’ve done it a thousand times.
–“It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.”
–“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.” (reminds me of the story of the little boy who goes to shul but duznt know how to daven, so he just talks to Hashem…this is better than any tefilah some ppl sadly just say by rote!)