Patur Aval Assur,
Please note that while I related the theological questions you posed to the questions posed by the snake in Gan Eden (e.g., the theological position of the chayos hasadeh), I had no intention to imply that that was where you were coming from personally. I understand that you are likely asking the questions in a dispassionate manner for the sake of discussion, and I was responding to the questions themselves, without making any assumptions about your personal beliefs or ideas. I apologize for not making that clearer. I intended no offense or strong statements towards you whatsoever.
Still, if you wish, you can add:
you’re missing the entire point of what it means to be a human being
and
…you’re an animal…I cannot answer you
and
…an evil bad guy!
to your list of awesome quotes for fun 🙂