Reply To: Dear Popa Bar Abby (Advice Column)

Dear Popa Bar Abby,

There’s leftover cheesecake that I really want to eat. Should I? If yes, should I have the mocha or the Oreo one?

Sincerely,

Really wants to eat cheesecake but doesn’t know if she should

Dear Really wants to eat cheesecake but doesn’t know if she should,

It is proper to eat leftovers from yontiff, because that way one will not cook to little for yontiff. You should eat both.

However, if you are normal like me, and think that cheesecake is disgusting, then you should throw them both at your wife.