If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster
It’s a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation
The indecisive rower couldn’t choose
either oar
A cardboard belt would be a waist of
paper
If you wear a blindfold at the shooting
range, you won’t know what you’re
missing
Old colanders never die, they just
can’t take the strain anymore
I dropped out of my communism
class because of lousy Marx
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like
a banana
My new theory on inertia doesn’t
seem to be gaining momentum
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix so don’t drink and derive
Henceforth, cannibalistic Jews shall
be referred to as “The Snackabees”
I usually take steps to avoid elevators
The royal pharmacist wore a tuxedo
and dispensed with formality
I got a gold filling and put my money
where my mouth is