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One day the Duchess of Bialy woke up and decided that more than anything in the world, she wanted to be a cauliflower. She went to the royal witch and said “turn me into a cauliflower!”. The witch, who understood this deep need to be a cauliflower, nodded solemnly and said she would do it, but that the Duchess should know once she was transformed there was no returning to human form.
“That’s fine by me!” said the Duchess..for she really truly wanted to be a cauliflower.
There was a poof! and the Duchess was changed.
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One day this cauliflower is walking down the street and sees a young boy standing in the middle of the road and he is completely oblivious to a giant truck speeding right towards him. The cauliflower leaps to the boy’s rescue, scoops him up, deposits him safely next to his panicked mother, and then runs away.
The boy looks up at his mother in shock and awe and asks “Mom, who was that?!”
“Don’t you know my son?” she replied, “That was super cauliflower ex-Bialy Duchess”.