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moish for my ranting and raving at you a while back (if you dont remember I guess that means next time I’ll have to try harder, jk) btw, very very random but I sensed a very melamdishe i in your moichel and not mochel… (told ya it was random or should I say ranDUMB) 🙂 and I’ll even put an old joke here that you just reminded me of because it seems anonymisss checks this thread and maybe it’ll cheer her up a little. 🙂
anonymisss I’m sorry if I brought up a sore topic, I did not intend to. I just wanted to make sure my new BFF is doing good. remember time is the best healer and in two weeks you’ll have more important (and much happier-yes that was a bracha) stuff on your mind and you’ll be to busy to think about things like this… It sounds like youre angry at yourself for being upset about it (that sounds awfully farmiliar, did you say that?) dont expect yourself to do inhumane things, its not practical to expect to go through something hard and bounce right back. youre allowed a certain amount of time for brooding and it seems your using it wisely. youre probably just high strung about this because its a sore topic and it bothers you that you cant get over it. remember Hashem wants you to be happy and He is doing his utmost to keep it this way and just know that this personal nisayon that you went/are going through can be a kaparah for many, many people (I’m convinced I brought Mashiach much, much closer because of my phone. and I telepathically cursed the guy out. hes got no chance ;)) but all kidding aside, you may have helped someone have their bakasha for a yeshua answered quicker or maybe someone avoided having a nisayon because of you, maybe one of your descendants, way down the line. but I promise you it was not for naught. Hashem was watching you every step of the way and Hes with you every second now keeping things going straight. I’m very happy to hear that you laughed today (was that the lol I got before? if it is I think you made my day!!!) I’m a firm believer in laughter being the best medicine and its bound to help you. 🙂 keep smiling :):):):):)
now for the joke… a husband and wife were talking one day when the mrs. mentioned a certain fight fought early in the marriage that had long since passed. the husband asked her why she kept on bringing up the same old fight?
husband: isnt your policy forgive and forget?
wife: yeah, but I dont want you to forget that I’ve forgiven and forgotten 😉
ok not so funny so for anonymisss I’ll just try one more, (sorry mods!!!)
mr. is reading the paper and mrs mentions a news tidbit that she hears on the radio that women usually talk 30,000 words a day, while men talk only 15,000.
mrs: wonder why its like that…
mr: what? did you say something?
:):):):):)
wow that thing is long, sorry mods 🙂