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October 25, 2015 2:15 am at 2:15 am
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charliehall
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DONALD TRUMP:
You have two cows. Trump uses eminent domain to have the government expropriate your farm so that he can build a casino. He then convinces you that it is the best investment ever so you lend him the construction money. He goes bankrupt and you are forced into owning a part of the casino’s equity, with no likelihood of ever getting your money back.
BERNIE SANDERS:
You keep the cows and sell the milk at the artificially inflated price thanks to Sanders’ influence in Congress, and have a properous farm for the rest of your life.