I have a few question for all potential candidates.
1. Will we get a better grade of coffee around here?
2. Will our (or at least my) taxes go down?
3. Will we have at least one communal Shabbat dinner per month at
no charge?
4. Will travel charges incurred for attending above dinner be
reimbursed?
5. Will CR denizens receive gratis seats for the Yomtovim at the
shul of their choice?
The first candidate to answer all of my questions to my satisfaction will receive my vote.
REMEMBER: Vote early and vote often.