Who Would You Elect as Mayor of Coffeetown

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  • #595864

    TheGoq
    Participant

    We craddys need a leader someone strong yet level headed to represent us i hereby nominate Bpt and Wolf any other nominations?

    #1110996

    always here
    Participant

    haha! I can’t believe I spent a moment trying to figure out in which state ‘Coffeetown’ is!! (like ‘Beantown’.) LOL 😉

    #1110997

    Mod 80

    PBA

    Daas Yachid

    #1110998

    learn some gemarah goq

    your too bored

    #1110999

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Ok, as long as we can guillotine him if we get annoyed at him.

    #1111000

    bpt
    Participant

    I’d rather be Govenor, so I can pardon 600kb, (and anyone else that finds themselves in the pokey)

    #1111001

    TheGoq
    Participant

    it cant be a mod it has to be a poster

    #1111002

    yogibooboo
    Member

    eclipse, wolf and popa!

    #1111003

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    eclipse, wolf and popa!

    You mean a committee, as in Lakewood?

    #1111004

    Feif Un
    Participant

    Who do people always complain about? Who says what people want to hear?

    Whoever that is should be the mayor.

    #1111005

    observanteen
    Member

    Daas Yochid

    If female is ok, I’d elect mytake, eclipse or redhead (r u still around?)

    #1111006

    charliehall
    Participant

    Let me take this opportunity to take a Sherman pledge.

    #1111007

    commonsense
    Participant

    eclipse or wolf def.

    #1111008

    Dave Hirsch
    Participant

    Charlie,

    Are you doing it as in the Sherman pledge or the LBJ pledge?

    #1111009

    TheGoq
    Participant

    loshon i think that remark was uncalled for excuse me for trying to inject some fun on a very sad day

    #1111010

    AHEM…….cough,cough……aaaahhhhheeeeemmmmmmmmm……..hmmmmm,how about a mayorette??

    I’m just sayin,you know……

    #1111011

    TheGoq
    Participant

    eh your already a queen and u want to be mayor too?

    #1111012

    yogibooboo
    Member

    i meant OR not and. but those are my 3 choices

    #1111013

    I know,right?

    #1111014

    s2021
    Member

    Yes Goq- thank u. Fun injections do wonders 4 my sanity. Now why is it a very sad day?

    #1111015

    TheGoq
    Participant

    hello s2021 there was a bombing in Yerushalayim today

    #1111016

    always here
    Participant

    s2021~ my brother-in-law wrote: “I was a few hundred feet from the terrorist attack today when it went off – far enough to B”H to not get hurt, but close enough to feel the blast and see the injured. The bomb was placed deliberately by a bus stop packed with teenagers. I saw many injured kids, injured with shrapnel from the blast in a state of absolute shock, their arms and legs bleeding and very badly cut up.”

    #1111017

    moishy
    Participant

    I officially nominate ‘moishy’ as mayor of Coffeetown,Yeshiva World.

    #1111018

    Moshy-smooth,very smooth and subtle.

    I should learn….. ( ;

    #1111019

    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    I think wolf would be great as a serious mayor, popa as a twisted one (not in a bad way), eclipse as a jolly one, and goq as a mysterious one.

    #1111020

    s2021
    Member

    Oy I feel bad now..

    Im too absorbed in my own life..

    Well atleast now that puts my problems into perspective n Im not so bugged anymore..

    #1111021

    smartcookie
    Member

    Mod 80. (He’s the boss here anyway ;))

    #1111022

    haifagirl
    Participant

    My first choice would be Mod 80.

    However, since it was decreed it can’t be a mod, I would have to go with ronrsjr, ronsjr, ronrjr . . . whatever his name is. He always seems to be the voice of reason.

    #1111023

    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Any position for me? As you can see, I’m bored!

    #1111024

    I agree with the Goq-

    Definitely BPT or Wolf. If WIY was still around I’d say he’d be in the running also

    #1111025

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    ZK,

    You can be from the bored members.

    #1111026

    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    Maybe the mods will help us out and count the votes and give the mayoral sub title to the correct person.

    #1111027

    TheGoq
    Participant

    ZK u can be the towns morale officer because you are so chipper

    #1111028

    TheGoq
    Participant

    the ones with the most nominations are wolf, popa, and eclipse

    i invite all 3 nominees to speak about their platform until midnight tonite tomorrow polls will open at 8am est and close one hour b4 candle lighting please only vote for one of these three no write in candidates please.

    #1111029

    s2021
    Member

    Wait Wait! Not Yet!!

    I Nominate The Mods!!!!!

    #1111030

    Sacrilege
    Member

    OOMIS!

    #1111031

    Grandmaster
    Member

    “Mod-80, Mod-42, The Goq, popa_bar_abba, eclipse, Fellow Coffeeites, I want to express my thanks to The Goq for his generous and heart-warming introduction. I am delighted to have his support and his counsel and his advice in the coming months ahead.

    With a deep sense of duty and high resolve, I accept your nomination.

    I accept it with a full and grateful heart–without reservation– and with only one obligation–the obligation to devote every effort of body, mind and spirit to lead our Party back to victory and our Coffee Room back to greatness.

    I am grateful, too, that you have provided me with such an eloquent statement of our CR’s platform. Pledges which are made so eloquently are made to be kept. “Our Duty to Klal Yisroel”–the civil and economic duties essential to the human dignity of all Yidden–are indeed our goal and our first principles. This is a Platform on which I can run with enthusiasm and conviction.

    And I am grateful, finally, that I can rely in the coming months on so many others. On a distinguished running-mate who brings unity to our ticket and strength to our Platform, The Wolf. On one of the most articulate statesmen of our time, Eclipse. On a great spokesman for our needs as Coffee Addicts and a people, popa_bar_abba. And on that fighting campaigner whose support I welcome, Mod-80. On my traveling companion in many threads, Daas Yochid. On Derech HaMelech, our devoted and courageous Chairman.

    #1111032

    TheGoq
    Participant

    did i miss a memo? the polls arent open yet but i call for a full recount hanging chads and all

    #1111033

    red head
    Member

    hey, did i hear myself get nominated??? that’s cool. thanx observanteen. anybody against redheads in power? ya know we have a temper lol

    #1111034

    cshapiro
    Member

    i think im going to cry myself to sleep now… ;(

    i am so insulted i wasnt nominated…

    #1111035

    TheGoq
    Participant

    cshapiro i am going to appoint you our emissary, you will travel the globe representing us to foreign powers i know how much u like to travel congrats

    #1111036

    Shrek
    Member

    wah. nobody likes me. I’m going back to Facebook.

    #1111037

    observanteen
    Member

    Shapiro – Go out and buy a jumbo tissue box for us to share:(

    #1111038

    red head
    Member

    okie dokie, i elect cshapiro! wipe away those tears dear

    #1111039

    red head
    Member

    and oberservanteen! no need for tissues…

    #1111040

    cshapiro
    Member

    goq…i am so game for that!!!

    observteen….personal bubble invasion

    shrek…i feel for u, but i deleted my fb and i should really be studying for the cpa not chillin in the cr lol

    redhead, ur awesome thanks!!

    #1111041

    observanteen
    Member

    A friend in need…:)

    #1111042

    always here
    Participant

    Shrek~ soooooo funny! …… me, too :/

    #1111043

    eclipse
    Member

    Wow! What a pleasant surprise indeed.Glad someone forced me to shlep my computer out again…this thread made it worth it.

    (I purposely disconnect all the wires etc.so it’s not at all tempting unless it’s a must)

    #1111044

    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    All bids to be submitted in sealed envelopes only!!! 🙂

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