Practical answers to some of Bombmaniac’s questions:
“Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?”
(Not true. Trust me.)
“Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?”
(Because when we need to focus one of our senses more fully, it helps to take away the distractions affecting our other senses.)
“Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?”
(Aren’t they the metatarsals?)
“Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?”
(I have often asked myself the same thing – :), but I would imagine that it may be because there are poor people who actually EAT cat food, and it would be really gross).
“Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?”
(Not if they want to keep their jobs, they don’t!)
“What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? “
(Probably “none” or “N/A” )
Hope this helps us all get some sleep tonight.