Why do people think that swaying their arms back and forth could change the direction of a bowling ball?
Well, it can before you release the ball. 🙂
At a concert which arm rest is yours? the left? the right? …Both?
Whatever you and your seatmate decide.
Did Noach have woodpeckers on the Teivah? If he did, where did he keep them?
Probably yes. You might ask the same question about termites. If God could stop the predators from feasting on their prey for the duration of the flood, He could certainly prevent the woodpeckers from pecking the wood.
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Only if they have dry scalps.
Why can’t donuts be square?
They can. It’s just much easier to make them round.
What do Greeks say when they don’t understand something?
They probably say “I don’t understand” in Greek. (Perhaps they say “It’s all Latin to me?”)
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Nope.
The Wolf