“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.”
“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
“Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”
“Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”
“If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”
“Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.”
(All property of Terry Pratchett. ^_^)