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#Life is like a roller coaster, It has it’s ups and downs, but, it’s your choice to scream or enjoy the ride!

If someone points out my black clothes, and asks whose funeral I’m going to, I reply by looking around the room and saying ” I haven’t decided yet:

YOu are not fat, you have fat. you also have fingernails, but you are not fingernails

If the constitution allows free speech, why are there phone bills?

When “I” is replaced by “we”, even ‘illness’ becomes ‘welness’