You think you were laughing hard? I put up the sign, but some other poor shmoe was the one who parked there!
I knew that! I was the one who parked there, and then hired someone to try to dig it out who was in on the joke, and I stood and laughed, and the joke was on you because while you were standing and laughing, I hired someone else to put a sign by someone else’s spot threatening to slash their tires, and signed it with your name and address, and then slashed their tires.