Mrs D (I hope that this is not being too familiar),
1. Is there a reason why you sometimes write “I” and sometimes “i”? Do you have ups and downs regarding humility?
2. As I am retired I cannot say that I am not a Sir, I work for a living. In fact, I once told someone who asked for my title that he should call me “Your Excellency”.
Health & Apushatayid, I did not get that one. I did hear about a Chassidic melamed who taught the pasuk that starts “??-??? ??? ???”. One boy asked what is an isha. The melamed said “What your father has”. The boy replied “Oh. A hernia”.