Achashverosh got a demon to be with him instead of his beautiful 70 year old wife with green skin, do you want that too?
I have heard about a great learning boy lalalala in very yeshivish circles who wants to date Miss America. If it’s ever redt to me, we’re going to send a picture of Miss America (tziusified) and if he says no, 1. that was Miss America 2. if you said no because that was Miss America, how do you know what Miss America looks like? And which year?