Follow these 7 easy steps and laundry will never trouble you again.
1. Gather all the laundry into one giant pot.
2. Put the pot into the oven.
3. Forget about preheating that won’t make a difference. Fire up the oven to 450 degrees Celsius.
4. For good measure add some paprika to the stove top. Enough to make people think that its more than just for show.
5. Put on your Tailor made straight jacket. (You can find cheaper ones on the internet, but I suggest go scuba diving in the Arctic Ocean to find yours!)
6. Await for someone to take you away.
7. Never have to worry about laundry again.