Reply To: Bread Theory of the Shidduch Crisis

Chicken wings theory: Everyone wants to marry someone who eats chicken wings with a fork and knife, but everyone wants to themselves eat it with their hands.

So too, everyone wants to marry the same boys, but themselves go to college and work.

Or, why are there more chicken wings than chicken pulkas in the store at any given time? Because the chicken wings are smaller, and the pulkas are bigger, and so it looks like there’s more chicken wings but really every chicken has the 2 wings and 2 pulkas.