Because you are so obviously a Ravenclaw! Poppa (resident Slytherin) might be a Parselmouth, but PAA?
Interesting. I might be the first non-Slytherin to go bad. But given the choice, I probably would want to be in Ravenclaw. Keep in mind though that Harry was a Gryffindor and a Parselmouth
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