With thanks to dik duk dik for most the leg work
I havent heard it in years but here is what I remember
(Yes newbee I know this is a terrible way to talk about Shabbos)
Hello, Bubby.
– Yeah, this is your einikel the big K’nocker speakin’.
….
– Ho ho ho, Bubby. You know what I like!
– A Shabbos tish mit gefilte fish, and a little chrain on the side.
– Some cholent in the pot and a kugel nice and hot, oh! makes me warm inside!
– some hulepthces mit kniedlich drein xich in boich vi dreidlach
in mit tzimes in mit chicken
macht di haltz a bissel triken
ken men trinken ah lchaim
biz d kup is in chomayim
Bubby that’s what I like!
– So, Bubbeh zisesh zug nur, vi macht di zeideh
– No, yeah?
– No, yeah?
– Yeah? No.
– Her hat farloyren zan tzein*
– Oy! ah brach
– Ho ho ho, Bubby. You know what I like!
– A Shabbos tish mit gefilte fish, and a little chrain on the side.
– Some cholent in the pot and a kugel nice and hot, oh! makes me warm inside!
– some hulepthces mit kniedlich drein xich in boich vi dreidlach
in mit tzimes in mit chicken
macht di haltz a bissel triken
ken men trinken ah lchaim
biz d kup is in chomayim
Bubby that’s what I like!
– Tell me Bubby, what time is lecht benchen*
– a qaurter to eight
in kim nisht shpeit
– Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
– OHo ho ho, Bubby. You know what I like!
– A Shabbos tish mit gefilte fish, and a little chrain on the side.
– Some cholent in the pot and a kugel nice and hot, oh! makes me warm inside!
– some hulepthces mit kniedlich drein xich in boich vi dreidlach
in mit tzimes in mit chicken
macht di haltz a bissel triken
ken men trinken ah lchaim
biz d kup is in chomayim
Bubby that’s what I like!
– Oy yo, oh Bubby that’s what I like!