Thanks Homer, you hit it out of the park!!!! I loved all those reasons, some of which I KNEW, and others which are NEW. NU?
And btw, anyone who has ever had a piece of MY cheesecake (not to brag, mind you), has forgotten all about wanting any meat for Shavuos. All they want is MORE cheesecake. So now I make it in Milchigs AND Pareve, to satisfy all Shittos.