If ya gonna eat cheese, ya may as well LIKE it!!!! When you put together, cream cheese, eggs, vanilla, and sugar, MAGIC happens! Add in some dollops of chocolate, and it’s taam Gan Eden. Add some fruit pie filling on top and it’s mamesh a balanced meal! Ya got yer basic food groups, protein, calcium, fat, carbs, vitamins, and minerals in one single food aource. What could be bad? The halacha of v’nishmarten me’od es nafshoseichem, would seem to indicate that one should eat a balanced diet. And if you have one nice slice in each hand, that’s as balanced as it gets.
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