If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
And your point is…?
You have the right to remain silent; please use it.
How can I miss you if you wont go away?
Sorry if I look interested. I’m not.
I childproofed my house; they still get in.
Every time I hear the word exercise, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.