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  • #589794

    JayMatt19
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    I have thing for funny bumper stickers.

    Here are two of my favorites:

    Dyslexics of the World, UNTIE!!!

    Give Blood. Play Hockey

    #1163387

    squeak
    Participant

    I once went to a professional fight, and a hockey game broke out.

    #1163388

    GoldieLoxx
    Member

    1-dont honk driver sleeping

    2-so many pidestrians so little time

    #1163389

    LAer
    Member

    *I may be slow, but I’m still in front of you

    *My (insert breed of dog here) is smarter than your honor student

    *My kid beat up your honor student

    *My kid was inmate of the month at New York State Penitentiary

    #1163390

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    these are great- keep em coming

    my favorites are: “My kids think I’m an ATM” and “Don’t steal, the government doesn’t like competition”

    #1163391

    kapusta
    Participant

    Where theres a will I want to be in it.

    *kapusta*

    #1163392

    LAer
    Member

    *There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t

    *A waist is a terrible thing to mind

    *I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

    *Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most

    *Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body

    #1163393

    kapusta
    Participant

    stop talking; I’m almost out of aspirin.

    consciousness; that annoying time between naps.

    *kapusta*

    #1163394

    BasYisroel2
    Participant

    -Work harder millions on welfare depend on you

    -Pay someone a compliment while it’s still tax free

    -Don’t drive faster then your gaurdian angel can fly

    #1163395

    Jax
    Member

    i like this thread! here’s so too:

    -Be nice to your kids, they’ll choose your nursing home!

    -I don’t need kids, I married one!

    -My wife & i were happy for 10 years, then we met!

    -I love my country, it’s the Government i’m afraid of!

    -Laugh at your problems, everyone else does!

    -I don’t discriminate, I hate everyone!

    #1163396

    kapusta
    Participant

    He who laughs last thinks slowest.

    *kapusta*

    #1163397

    kapusta
    Participant

    If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

    Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

    And your point is…?

    You have the right to remain silent; please use it.

    How can I miss you if you wont go away?

    Sorry if I look interested. I’m not.

    I childproofed my house; they still get in.

    Every time I hear the word exercise, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

    *kapusta*

    #1163398

    an open book
    Participant

    -I don’t discriminate, I hate everyone!

    ha…reminded me of this

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/post-here-so-we-know-your-in-th-cr/page/8#post-43378

    #1163399

    kapusta
    Participant

    AOB, lol, I forgot about that banner, wonder where I was…

    *kapusta*

    #1163400

    an open book
    Participant

    kapusta: not the banner. i finally learned how to properly link to a specific post 🙂

    #1163401

    Jax
    Member

    an open book: good find there!

    #1163402

    Jax
    Member

    an open book: what i want to learn is, to make a hang man board!

    #1163403

    kapusta
    Participant

    AOB, yea, but it was lower on the page, you couldnt miss it.

    *kapusta*

    #1163404

    an open book
    Participant

    jax: it’s supposed to be easier than most ascii art.

    #1163405

    an open book
    Participant

    kapusta: yeah, i saw after you mentioned it. those days were fun, what happened??

    #1163406

    Jax
    Member

    an open book: well i mastered ascii art, but can’t figure out the hangman board, putting the letters in with out the board shifting!

    #1163407

    GoldieLoxx
    Member

    jack kevorkian for white house physician

    #1163408

    LAer
    Member

    *Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.

    *(On the back window of a VW bug) No punchbacks!

    #1163409

    squeak
    Participant

    Kevorkian? He’s still around? Why hasn’t somebody helped him out of his misery?

    #1163410

    Pashuteh Yid
    Member

    “My money and my kid go to Cornell”

    “We are all dysfunctional, get over it”

    #1163411

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    I just created a new bumper sticker, taken from one of the mods’ emails:

    “According to some opinions in the CR…”

    (maybe you need the content, but I just couldn’t get enough of this line when I read it)

    #1163412

    JayMatt19
    Participant

    Over 50, Been there, Done That, Can’t Remember

    Honk if anything falls off

    End Hunger: Eat a Snack

    #1163413

    aussieboy
    Participant

    “Protected by the mafia. You hit me we hit you.”

    #1163414

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    “Honk if anything falls off”- this should be a Lakewood exclusive 😉

    #1163415

    LAer
    Member

    “The doctor said I have a split personality, but we’re okay now.”

    #1163416

    an open book
    Participant

    jax: just delete the space between the lines before you type in the letter.

    #1163419

    Pashuteh Yid
    Member

    “No Radio” (On the car of someone who had a fancy car stereo hidden behind a secret panel in the dash, and 5 other pieces of ham radio equipment in various compartments. I asked him if that sign was unethical.)

    “Nuke the whales” (A contraction of the liberal favorites “Save the whales” and “No nukes”.)

    #1163420

    ChanieE
    Participant

    LAer’s *There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t

    reminded me of this one:

    There are 10 kinds of people – those who know binary and those who don’t.

    #1163421

    anonymisss
    Participant

    k, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.

    ~a~

    #1163422

    Jax
    Member

    anonymisss: shhhh! 😉

    #1163423

    kapusta
    Participant

    you mean quotes tripled thread.

    *kapusta*

    #1163424

    anonymisss
    Participant

    yeah, whatever, you know what i mean

    ~a~

    #1163425

    aussieboy
    Participant

    k, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.

    k, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.

    😉

    Pashuteh Yid: Or, save the whales. Eat them for dinner.

    #1163426

    Jax
    Member

    aussie: hey welcome!

    #1163427

    kapusta
    Participant

    I think aussie has on some new glasses. 😉

    welcome!

    *kapusta*

    #1163429

    anonymisss
    Participant

    aussie, nice glasses! Where’d you get them from? Eyewear? (Is that what it’s called?)

    ~a~

    #1163430

    YW Moderator-72
    Participant

    I didn’t read all the submissions, we have all seen

    I’m a pashuter yid

    talk about an ego booster

    #1163431

    GoldieLoxx
    Member

    4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions

    #1163432

    aussieboy
    Participant

    kapusta and anonymisss: Glasses? What you talking about?

    #1163433

    kapusta
    Participant

    aussieboy

    Member

    k, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.

    k, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.

    😉

    *kapusta*

    #1163434

    aussieboy
    Participant

    kapusta: and that has to do with glasses how?

    I wrote it because the person was saying that we had double and triple of things in the thread so i made double and triple of that line (obviously that went way over your heads lol)

    #1163435

    kapusta
    Participant

    glasses, like you’re seeing double

    I got that.

    *kapusta*

    #1163436

    aussieboy
    Participant

    kapusta: Oh. My bad 🙂

    #1163437

    Pashuteh Yid
    Member

    Mod-72: I didn’t know I was that famous, but thanks for the compliment.

    #1163438

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    my next made up bumper sticker:

    “I used to be normal, until I joined the CR”

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