l’chvod the murphy’s law thread…
“Whatever can go wrong will go wrong”
At least so states Murphy’s Law
This means that if you burn the rice
The chicken will certainly be raw
But if you want to know my opinion
That is, my version of the truth
It’s that this law is false
For the opposite there is proof
So many things go right each day
But we have a tendency to forget
We only notice the bad things
’cause they make us all upset
Please stop what you are doing
Now take a nice deep breath
Now is as good a time as ever
Upon your day to reflect
Think about what has happened
Since you woke up today
Think about all those things
That actually went right today
You handed in your report on time
You found both of your shoes
You even found time to do things
That you usually don’t have time to do
But even if this is not the case
Things seem to be going wrong
Think about the fact that
Baruch Hashem you woke up this morning
And now you’re feeling fine
Everything in working order
No reason to scream or whine
Now you see this law is false
At least for your sake it better be
Because you’ve broken the law countless times
But then again that’s a good thing