Joseph-
Prof. Google is one of my best online friends, but no, I haven’t used it for any answers.
Genius??? hahahahahahahahah – thank you, but the “humorous item” thread is perfect for that!
(I actually botched the second line – I should’ve said “he wanted to sleep under a bike, but it was two tired”).
I liked those jokes too, but smh1 was right – siz nischt klug tzu reitzen un die vus zenen nischt unzer freint – (apologies for the usual teeth-shattering efforts).