Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/friend is taking their sweet time:
>Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
>Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, ‘Code 3’ in housewares …. and see what happens.
>Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
>Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
>Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.
>when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’
>Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
>While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
>Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
>Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!”
>When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
(And; last, but not least!)
>Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!