Husband: I’ll admit I’m wrong if you’ll admit I’m right. Wife: I agree! u go first. Hus: Ok…I’m wrong. Wife: ur right
Martin Luther King had a dream… We’ve gotten ourselves a nightmare…
Can you believe it? There were 2 million people at the inauguration & none of them had to miss work!
My wife loves Sales. She’ll buy anything that’s marked Down. Yesterday she came home with an ESCALATOR
My shviger ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” Following her I yelled “No, jump in!
How many Chelmer does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Seven…
1 to make the dough and 6 to peel the M&M’s.
Husband rprts missing wife.
How long gone?
month!
Why u wait so long?
1st thought it’s a dream, then realized have no clean clothes.
A Willamsburg Yungerman says ”If Obama wins, I will move to Monsey, I don’t won’t to live in America any more”.
SIGN AT CANADIAN BORDER: “OBAMA won, continue driving
I moved to a new block. Its called Wall Street. It’s a competitive neighborhood, and I have to put up with the <Dow> Jones’s
Tisha BeAv is like a hotel!
Everybody is walking around with slippers and asking “when are we going to eat”.