BS”D
A representative from D**s Em** (a disgusting organization that tries to convince yeshiva bochurim to fry out) visited a major yeshiva once to try to recruit freiers.
He approached one seemingly quiet bochur and spewed out his nonsense. The bochur responded: “Why should I fry out? Besides everything else, we have yichus and our family has been frum all the way through from the days of the Rishonim!”
The menuval recruiter answered: “And what if your family were thieves, swindlers and murderers going back to the days of the Rishoinim?”
Without the bochur missing a beat he said: “In that case, I’d already be frei!”