BS”D
Here is one that happened to my father years ago (reminds me of the Dell service jokes).
An Indian man approached my father when he was on line at a big chain hardware store and asked him “Where is the acid?”
My father, who doesn’t look or dress like he knows his way around a hardware store (he sure does though), said something like “You should ask someone who works here, but what kind of acid are you looking for?”
The man replied: “The acid, I want to go out, the acid”
My father pointed out the EXIT…