asdfghjkl- just read yours… red, purple, orange, green & blue would insufficiently describe the colors my face turned while reading that. Wow- I haven’t laughed that hard in a loooong time. Thanks
My absolute favorite email (I don’t care how stupid or immature it sounds) is the one with a list of about 10 things to do in the office to make yourself sound/look insane. Some of them are:
Page yourself over the intercom system
Sit in your cubicle with a blow-dryer and every time someone passes, point it at them and yell “Freeze! Hands up!”
Spread mosquito netting over your desk and play safari soundtrack…………….