A few more good bar jokes in honor of Adar, though bars and Adar have nothing in common:
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We have a drink
here named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Bob?”
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
A guy walked into a bar and ordered two drinks.
“How about a double instead?” asked the bartender.
“No. The second one is for my friend who doesn’t have time to join me here.”
So the bartender gives him the two drinks. He drinks them while alternately
sipping from each glass. This goes on for a few months. Every time he comes in he orders one for himself and one for his absent friend.
One day he comes in and orders only one drink.
“Is everything OK with your friend?” asked the bartender.
“Yeah, he’s fine. It’s just that my doctor told me to stop drinking.”
A bowl of cereal and some eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
A chicken walks into a bar.
The bartender says “We don’t serve poultry!”
The chicken says “That’s OK I just want a drink.”
A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
“How much will that be?” asks the neutron.
“For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge”
Descartes is mulling over his drink, and the bartender says, “We’re closing, would you like one for the road?”
Descartes replies, “I think not” and POOF! he vanishes.