squeak your bar jokes brought this one back from the dead.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. we dont serve ducks in here get out. again, the duck walks in, and again the bartender yells at it. it keeps on happening until finally the bartender tells the duck the next time it comes in, he’ll nail its beak to the floor. the duck walks in again, got any nails? no. good, got a beer?
this may have been posted on the joke of the day or already on this thread, sorry if its a repeat